Thursday, January 31, 2013

Children

If you have your children or somebody else’s children with you at the restaurant, you must care for them the entire time that you are at the restaurant. Do not ask your server to hold your baby while you eat your meal, or to take your five year old to go pee. Also, children are not permitted to scream, play tag or run laps around the restaurant as this will irritate the people without children, who have been to a restaurant before, and are just trying to have a nice peaceful meal. Often, children will be given crayons with a children’s menu. These crayons are for the child to draw on the children’s menu provided. They are not for use on the regular menu, tablecloth, or walls, and are also not for your child to eat, stick up their nose, or use as a projectile. If you are an adult, and you are not very hungry, do not ask if you can order off of the children’s menu. The children’s menu is actually designed for restaurant patrons that are children and usually has some sort of age restriction that adults do not meet such as “12 and under”.

1 comment:

  1. My boss actually asked to order a pasta of the Children's menu at our work Christmas party. They told her no.

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