Menus

You will be presented with something called a menu, which is kind of like a list of all of the food and drinks that the restaurant serves and their prices. The restaurant only serves food that is on the menu. Do not ask the restaurant to cook you something that is not on the menu. Your server will not tell you this, but they would likely want to suggest to you that you could either cook that item yourself at home or go to another restaurant that actually does serve that dish. What will actually happen is that they will pretend to check with the kitchen, point out the guy that doesn’t want anything that the restaurant serves to the chef, and all nod in agreement that you are a pain in the ass and should probably just go somewhere else.